This, my friends, is the face of a teenager, who, upon arriving at home 40 minutes before his Mom did today, discovered that his 4 month old puppy could not wait for the door to be open and took a dump in our hallway similar in size and shape to that of a typical adult buffalo in North Dakota. Con's response was to take the dogs immediately out of the house and walk AROUND the house in the rain with them 200 times and then sit in the garage for 20 minutes to await the arrival of someone who has had to learn how to deal with such disasters simply secondary to age and caregiving. "Mom, oh my God." "I am not going in that house until tomorrow." "How can anyone even ever fix that?" "How can I play Fortnight?" So this teenager took my produce out of the car, and then sat in the garage for 14 more minutes, holding some brussel sprouts in his lap until the buffalo scene was removed.
Everyone loves puppies.